40 Of The Best Comebacks We Found On The Internet

In the current world, Internet trolls are a big problem. And the best way to deal with a troll would be an awesome comeback. A comeback, for those who are unaware, is simply a phrase that is witty, biting, and related to their statement (duh! I know). While it may look simple- it isn’t. It is quite difficult to find a good comeback that will destroy your troll. One also has to realize that the comeback can’t be too long- for people won’t pay attention. So, it should also be sharp, snazzy, and clipped. Feels like a tall task, doesn’t it? Well, we’ve found 40 of the best comebacks from around the web. So, go on, destroy your trolls, and charm your fans.

1. Netflix And No Chill

2. Sex-ed

3. High Expectations

4. What Goes Around Comes Around

5. Costly Bargain

6. Take A Look At Yourself

7. Caught Snacking

8. Oxymoron

9. Deserved

10. Food For Thought

11. Necessary Medicine

12. Politeness Is Expensive

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13. Highway To Heaven

14. One Step Ahead

15. Being Oblivious

16. Not Even Sarcastic

17. Ignorance Is Bliss

18. Never Underestimate Your Parents

19. Ironic

20. Incognito Mode Would Probably Help

21. Worrying

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22. Polite Refusal…Not

23. Karen

Karen never heard of condom
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24. Even Netflix Knows What’s Up

Netflix got no chill.
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25. Very Explanatory

Definitely atheists that do this
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26. We All Have Secrets

I don’t care if repost made me laugh
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27. Humor Is A Virtue

28. “Third World” Mentality

Asked and answered
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29. A Whole New Word

Dictionary should add asstrovert.
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30. Probably Needs A Dictionary

such TOMFOOLERY amirite?
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31. Chasing That Buck

Still Chasing That Dollar
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32. Reality Hits Hard

Both Of us Should Cry
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33. No Trust

NASA is untrustworthy
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34. The Fear Of What Can Be

The call is coming from inside the house
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35. Persistent

Cry me a river that flows 5 m/s²
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36. Baseball Team Names Are Weird

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37. It’s A Public Forum

A curious lad ended up on the FBI watchlist today
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38. Surely, It Was A Joke?

The goddamn Romans
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39. Mythical Creatures

Accessible parking, but only during office hours.
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40. Dad Bods For The Win!

shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz

— sam (@TheAccountOfSam) July 18, 2018

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