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Jade Small
Jade Small
April 3, 2024 ·  4 min read

This Adults-Only Theme Park In Lets You Drive A Real Tank And Crush Cars

Have you ever wished you could teleport straight into your favorite video game, even as an adult? Imagine dropping straight into Call of Duty or Grand Theft Auto and be able to act out scenes in real life! Well, it’s no longer just a wild dream or fantasy because there is a place in North Georgia, an adults-only theme park that allows you to do exactly that, and yes, you can even drive real tanks!

This real-life gaming world is called Tank Town USA. It is a dedicated adult-only theme park located in Morganton, GA. Each activity was designed to make you feel like you are in the actual game, bringing your gaming fantasy to life. 

The park allows you to drive excavators, tanks and shoot military machine guns; you’re even allowed to crush cars with the tank! If you ever find yourself in Blue Ridge, Georgia, do yourself a favor and check this place out! Not only will you be experiencing something unique, but you’ll also be getting a little taste of a gamer’s life but in real life. [1]

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Tank Town USA

What’s on offer?

Crush Some Cars

It’s not surprising that this adventure is the most popular one on the list. This option allows you 25+ minutes to crush real cars in a real tank! No vehicle is safe from 17 tons of pure military steel; you will be able to flatten the whole car in a matter of minutes. Why only flatten one car when you can add a second one for an extra $175? This option is great for co-drivers who want in on the action! This exhilarating experience starts at $599, not much for a once-in-a-lifetime experience!  

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Tank Driving Experience

If tanks are your thing, this option is for you. This adventure option includes full instructions on how to drive a military tank and allows you 10 minutes to drive 5 miles on a 5-acre course. The course at this adults-only theme park is riddled with bumps, dives, and dips, which is sure to keep the adrenaline pumping. The coolest thing about this package deal is that for only $175, you can take a co-pilot at no additional cost, and if you feel that 10 mins just isn’t enough, then add another 10 minutes for $150!  

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Tank Town USA

Operation Excavate 

This adults-only theme park is perfect if you love digging and construction. Make your childhood dreams of excavating come true! For $175, you get to operate a 40,000-pound machine that comes with a full instruction manual which makes it super easy to operate, and once you get the hang of the controls, you’ll be operating it like a pro!

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Tank Town USA

Machine Guns

Let your inner Rambo loose with the insanely popular machine gun shooting deal! You will be shooting an M-1919 machine gun that comes with 100 rounds of ammo. Which will only cost you  $175, and for $100 extra, you get another round of ammo! You can also add the machine gun shooting to the combo deal if your heart so desires.

Combo Package

Can’t decide what package to choose at the world’s first adults-only theme park? Well, luckily, there is a combo package for your undecided mind. Besides, picking one’s a bit boring when there are so many other epic adventures to go on! The combo package allows you 15 minutes on the excavator tool and a half-mile/10 min ride in the military steel tank for only $325; that’s a steal deal if you ask us! 

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Some more info about this awesome adults-only theme park

How does one make a reservation? 

The adults-only theme park is open from April right through to December during the week on Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays, and Mondays by reservation only. They are also open from January through to March but only on Saturdays, weather depending. It is recommended that you book at least 2 weeks in advance to avoid disappointment.[2]

book online at Tanktownusaor you can all  (706) 633-6072. 

What should I wear?

It’s important to keep in mind that you will be doing physical activities that will require maneuvering in and out of tanks and venturing through dirt and mud, so comfort is key! At this adults-only theme park, long pants, t-shirts, and closed shoes or boots are recommended. Keep in mind that open-toed shoes are prohibited. 

Wondering what to bring along? Not much! Except for your valid government-issued driver’s license and yourself. Each person participating must have a valid license to operate the heavy-duty machinery at Tank Town USA. 

Safety

Yes, each piece of machinery receives routine inspection, maintenance, and repair. The drivers and instructors are experienced and trained and are present throughout the whole adventure. 

Age requirements

Every participant or machine operator/ driver who visits the adults-only theme park needs to be 15 years or older and in possession of a learner’s permit or driver’s license. Passengers on the machinery must be at least 7 years old to join the experience.

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Sources

  1. This Adults-Only Theme Park In Georgia Lets You Drive A Real Tank And Crush Cars.” Narcity. Megan Manning. August 16, 2019.
  2. Exploring Tank Town USA.Blue Sky Cabin Rentals